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Cake day: March 3rd, 2024

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  • Yeah, this opinion piece reeks of “buyer’s remorse” for having paid a premium for hardware that has the Apple logo on it, and then being mad that it’s very locked down. That’s been Apple’s thing forever, you kind of can’t blame anyone else for your purchase decision at this point.

    For most people, the hardware and operating system are “one thing,” inseparable. Most people are not installing a different OS on their hardware, even if it is possible and relatively simple for people who are technically inclined. Does that mean that most people are “locked in”? Not really, not from their perspective. They bought “the thing,” and “the thing” either works for them or it doesn’t.

    So we have this author lamenting that “the thing” he bought doesn’t work for him the way he’d like, without recognizing that if he had specific needs from “the thing” that it doesn’t provide, he failed to sufficiently research “the thing” before purchasing it.







  • Nougat@fedia.iotoMemes@sopuli.xyzBa dum tiss
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    2 months ago

    You can turn this into a kind of shaggy dog story by starting with something about a shepherd having such a large flock - he keep careful track of how many sheep he’s supposed to have, and he knows there are 789 (never mention this again) - that sheep kept getting loose and wandering off, so he decided it was time to get a dog to help him.

    Fill out the middle with various adventures of acquiring different dogs from different places, each one ultimately standing on a ridge overlooking the flock, and being commanded to “round up those sheep.” Of course, each dog fails in some spectacular or ridiculous way, leading into the next dog acquisition adventure. Lather, rinse, repeat.

    This can go on for as long as you can manage. Finally, some “unexpected” dog (or cat? fish?) is gotten and commanded to “round up those sheep,” the animal pauses, crouches as though ready to run, and says “800.”