There are 2 types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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This reminds me of a joke…
A new monk arrives at the monastery and is assiged to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. When he looks closer, however, he notices that they are copying copies, not the original books. The new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out to the head monk that should there be an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. “We have been copying from the copies for centuries,” says the head monk, “however, I must admit you make a very good point, my son.” The head monk then goes down to the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours pass and no one sees him, so one of the monks decides to go downstairs to look for him. When he arrives he hears loud sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old head monk leaning over one of the original books crying. “What’s wrong,” he asks the old monk. “The word is CELEBRATE!” sobs the old monk.
You know what? You’re right, reader—I deserve a little treat.
You do deserve it damnit! I know everything is 100%, but it will never be. Just because other people made bad decisions doesn’t mean you didn’t do what you were supposed to do. It doesn’t mean you aren’t living you best life. So fuck it and treat yo self. Everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway.
2·2 months agoI used to care about pineapple on pizza till I remembered I’m not eating other people’s pizza. I tried it before. I just think warm pineapple is odd.
I did notice some pizza that Japan made. All that mayonnaise and corn made me realize pineapples on pizza aren’t that crazy.
Nice. I feel the cycle is complete.
Is there an xkcd comic for when people find an xkcd comic for everything?
Depends on the reason, but yeah I would question this. I knew a couple separated with no plans on divorce, but only because they were too poor to afford it. They just separated and lived in different cities, so idk. And no they don’t plan on getting back together. It’s been years.
Funnily enough, I watched a movie about sex addiction called Shame.
Roger Stone was also whipping up the crowds outside the recounts with lies that they are throwing out the R votes. That caused the brooks brother riot. That pressure from that and the news gave these assholes and excuse to stop it.
I love everything you are saying, but fuck the official sainthood shit.
Let’s start putting this pic on candles and selling them now.
Being alone isn’t so bad. Now being with someone and feeling alone, that sucks.
I work with people that are already retired and pulling passive income. A good portion are only working for medical insurance. If these people were to get a job elsewhere or just re-retire since they don’t need insurance anymore then younger people working under them can get promoted. Then the really young people could get hired and trained up.
Because how the system is set up, even if you have enough money to live without working, you would still need a job to cover insurance.
Why wouldn’t they trust Fox News over their own eyes? Fox News is the most trusted name in news. At least that’s what the viewers get told when they come back from commercial breaks. It’s not like Fox would lie to them. They are the most trusted name in news after all…
Circular logic at its finest.
You mean Mt Agg? So someone just has to challenge him to climb it.