“Nipple clamps? Dammit, I thought you said nipple LAMPS”

Gotta pay the toll troll

Literally

This one singular meme will make them hate NASCAR

Blood sucking irritating fuck that chases you wherever you go

Google:

Cool story bro, go argue with the IETF

It’s the RFC standard regex for email, so it’s definitely valid, btw. My copy/paste just seems to add a bunch of backslashes for some reason

I found your email address:

(?:[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+(?:\.[a-z0-9!#$%&'*+/=?^_`{|}~-]+)*|"(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21\x23-\x5b\x5d-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])*")@(?:(?:[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?\.)+[a-z0-9](?:[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9])?|\[(?:(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\.){3}(?:25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?|[a-z0-9-]*[a-z0-9]:(?:[\x01-\x08\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x1f\x21-\x5a\x53-\x7f]|\\[\x01-\x09\x0b\x0c\x0e-\x7f])+)\])

The snake: If you let me bite you all of your problems will go away

Did you just ask if JK Rowling really met with Adolf Hitler?

I’ve just decided that the future isn’t worth it and I’m throwing all of them in the ocean.

What medium is the data already on?

I’m in this picture

Shapes derived from corn-like synthetic substances

Industrial grade cocaine salesman in Miami. The bricks are very heavy and dangerous.

I’ll have you know that I am the king of spaghetti by birthright and you shall relinquish all of your noodles to me posthaste

New Luigis Mansion just dropped