I’ve never been to Toronto, but I’m gonna go ahead and assume the pics were taken using poutine.

Maybe the first one implies it wasn’t initially consensual?

It’s a useful skill to have if you’re able to master it, language switching. You can establish credibility/experience or lack of depending on your audience and your intentions.

I’ve never served but sometimes people assume that I have because of how I carry myself. So I’ll avoid phrases and sayings consistent with military personnel, maybe toss in words used in movies and video games to give the impression that my knowledge of the military stems mostly from those.

I’ve told countless people that I like IPAs when I’m actually impartial to them.

There’s at least one die hard Nintendo fan out there that’s gonna custom tip $100+ because being a Nintendo fan is their personality. Nintendo should be selling them special loyalty edition consoles for $10k or something and give the rest of us a break.

Knew a guy that got the one-two punch of being a soldier then being a cop. Would describe people like “male, Caucasian, average build” when we were out at bars.

Like that time Max Zorin of Zorin Industries went nuts, prompting the British secret service to intervene.

Did you develop a desire to flood silicon valley while escaping via blimp after you started using Zorin? Asking for a friend.

Piggybacking on this, ban archiving/vaulting. If you’re the sole owner of an IP, you must provide that content everywhere you offer your services. Otherwise it becomes public domain.

More recent development in spoon engineering.

I’ll allow it, we can also see if two wrongs make a right.

Grew up in the 90s, parents loved going to casinos, didn’t miss out on the cigarettes experience.

Drinking water should always be the first thing you do. Too many dehydrated dummies suffering out there because “water has no taste”.

I’ve seen kids set up a lemonade stand trying to sell Simply Lemonade, with the bottle in plain view. I don’t understand kids these days

Russia went trans even earlier than that.

That’s gotta be worth like 50 large on the street

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I’ll be hiding from solicitors. If you need to speak to me, break into my house and start the conversation at gunpoint.

I may or may not do this at raves when I meet visitors that love the vibes and are thinking about moving to the US.

If you’re able to pull off heists with a ton of moving parts at the drop off the hat, who needs planning?