Seymour, the hotel is on fire!

Is this the application that shows more and more code whenever you hit a key on the keyboard?

It‘s basically the proverbial frog in the pot. Emphasis on the proverbial because frogs jump actually do leave the pot when it‘s too hot.

Does pure meth sound like hot candy sirup when it‘s poured out? Because that sound is pleasing to my ears

I had the same happen to my Win 11 install. Best ad for Linux i‘ve ever gotten. I installed Bazzite OS on that machine a day later and over the next few days my other machines got Fedora.

It‘s spelled HAMBURGLAR you bougie-fatass burger „king“

Charlie Brooker stopped making Black Mirror because of that user

I recently visited a museum and i really loved it. Getting up close to an image and seeing none of the fuzziness, no AI “shimmer” on photos and every stroke made sense (as in you could see that an arm moved a brush and you could see the path it took etc.). Hands made sense. And while tryptichons were not exactly precise when it comes to the anatomy of humans, no humans had anything smeared etc.

It was the best of times, it was the BLURST OF TIMES! Stupid monkey!

Microsoft still makes money off the OEM licenses AFAIK. The Linux community had a whole day about this back in the 90s.

I stand with Eggman, the only president to PISS ON THE MOON! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

What if a new OS comes with, say, a GPU driver that is not compatible anymore? Is there not even an override for this possible? I have a PC with the GTX 970 which in computer terms is basically just after the meteorite crash ending the jurassic era. And i have been considering to use Bazzite OS for this machine.

Never knew Madame Vastra had OnlyFans

Daj boze!

Remember: Just tell tar to Xtract Z File.

Me: 🎶 Welcome home! I‘m gonna make you wish that you‘d stayed gone! 🎶

I‘ll make my own meaning of life. With blackjack and hookers. You know what? Forget the hookers!

Bart: Hmm. Maybe if I stand next to the hormones looking sad, someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one.

Woman: Emily, don’t you already have estrogen?

Emily: No, Mom, you idiot! I have Progesterone, and Finasteride, and Cyproterone Acetate, stupid.

Woman: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. We’ll take the estrogen.

Gavin: Get two. I’m not sharing with Kaitlin!

You know i think i understand companies sometimes but then i keep being baffeld at how evil a company can be.

Apple for example had me surprised with the reaction to the DMA and i previously thought that they couldn‘t possibly suck harder wirh alö their anti-repair stuff.

I still have a bone to pick with Tim Cook himself for rendering my well working Mac Mini 2012 unusable for my app development job by simply not updating Xcode and introducing a breaking change that prevented me from adding support for new iOS versions to old Xcode.