Yeah, I’ve taken drugs, too.

I’m blind in one eye so find it hard to judge distances and gaps. As a result I find it easier to back in, especially if I am doing it between two parked vehicles, because I can judge it more easily using my wing mirrors.

I’m 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.

Porn you found in hedges. It was a big part of growing up in England back then, trust me.

I’ve done 20 every night for about 40 years, don’t think I’m gonna change now

No because it makes it sound less horrific than it actually is. I would replace with ‘blown to pieces’.

In the UK in the 1970s we were shown cross sections of male and family reproductive organs and copied pages out of a textbook about the essential mechanics. I can’t remember any discussion or moral guidance in the slightest. But then at that point I was well into my ‘hedge porn’ stage so that’s how I really educated myself.

My cat eats mushrooms and pineapple. But then, he is a very silly cat.

Top Hole!

Nothing can be too moist.

UK here. I get 30 days paid leave a year, and will have 2 or 3 weeks away on vacation throughout the year and use the rest of the days for just chilling.

My employer will literally hassle me to use all the days, and is not happy if I don’t take my full entitlement.

Uk here. Peep Show, Black adder, Dad’s Army and The Sopranos.

The loudest fastest music on my playlist

I have seen a number of girls do that tbf. You are not alone (unless each time it was actually you)

It took me a while to get my head round it, but it’s fine thanks. Seems much quieter than Reddit tho

I got permabanned a couple of days ago. I saw a post where a girl was moaning about a woman she worked with taking the mickey out of her whenever she used a big/obscure word. The example she gave was ‘franchise.’ So everyone was telling her their favourite obscure words to drop onto conversation. I suggested that she should threaten to ‘defenestrate’ her colleague cos that is probably my favourite word.

Got a warning immediately that I had threatened to physically harm someone. Laughed. Went to bed. Woke up the next day to find I’d been banned

Lost several years of karma but I’m buggered if I’m going crawling to them to get my account back.