That is CLEARLY a joveseat
Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
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Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
33·1 year agoprobably something like this
81·1 year agoDelightfully
devilishdisruptive, Elon.
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
“Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat.”
“Grand! Is it framed yet?”
“Is it WHAT.”
“Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!”
“The… I will be right back.”
an angry purple cat runs about in the background
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
Throws out all of the baby, and none of the bathwater. Saves hundreds on water bills!
aww yuss, ferret stories
$120 JUST FOR THAT HAT?!
oh I’m not wearing that part
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