Jumping on the bed against medical advice

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    • build a childhood museum early on
    • change all industry buildings from sweat shop to easy does it
    • enact the Bribe Faction Leaders, Food for the People, Free Housing, National Day, Social Security, Hola Presidente, Sensitivity Training, Papal Visit, and Pollution Standards edicts
    • make sure average pay is above Caribbean pay
    • use the cathedral to claim any Tropicans that are peacefully protesting me are heretics
    • have a nuclear weapons program to protect against invasion from the US and USSR
    • ensure diverse food and entertainment
    • hold all scheduled elections and give a speech every each one acknowledging the lowest happiness variable and promising to do something about it, while also praising the least happiest faction





  • MonkeyBusiness@sh.itjust.workstoMemes@sopuli.xyzwho's the ceo?
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    5 months ago

    Funny, but this guy is a CEO of a shitty cantina style restaurant chain. Yeah, he definitely sucks, but he’s not tricking people into paying for a life-saving product then reneging when the customer needs it. He’s stealing the culture of a civilization that was genocided then selling it to the genociders for obscene profit at the cost of his employees and customers alike…Okay, never mind. Carry on.





  • Kind of sad that we see a person so skinny and desperate that they’ve lost all fear of death and empathy for others, and we make fun of it. Imagine if you were him, knowing that a bunch of strangers with magic pocket computers and obesity are cracking jokes at the inconceivable struggle your life has been in a moment of near absolute carelessness for life.

    Don’t get me wrong. I thought the meme was hilarious, so I’m included in the judgement. I am more making an observation of the state of things.

    I feel weird.




  • In my lurking time here, I have seen many comments on Lemmy that criticize capitalism, but I think it’s not as bad as it is made out to be on here. I earn money by working, can spend my money on what I want, and can start a business if I wanted to. The best businesses are rewarded with more money while poor businesses fail. I don’t see anything wrong with that. Admittedly, it is possible that I am wrong because I have never studied economy other than the short lessons from required college classes my first two years. Do you have any objective sources where I can start to learn? I tend to be liberal/Democrat, btw.