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Internet of things == internet of trash

Don’t buy shit you cannot own

So now we know what he kid’s nickname will be when he gets herpes in high school

We have a winner!

But someone at AT&T would have to sell their yatch

If he does, they will lose ALL advertising

IRL this is bleached with grounded chicken. Not tofu

Only to send the words back to Google? No thanks

Meanwhile, people are raising hell when grid battery installations are announced. So much so that the instructions are then cancelled.

So stupid

When Hitler needed to track the unwanted in his concentration camps, IBM was there.

Today, Trump has selected IBM due to our experience in this field of Fascism.

FYI: while this is not true, I’m sure most Americans will believe it.

The difference is that Elon does things that benefit HIM

So if you take vitamin D (e.g. D3) would that be better than taking melatonin?

Why can’t peertube use lemmy accounts too?

Couldn’t they just join the fediverse like masterdon?

Let’s make global warming worse.

Apple uses a modified version of Bluetooth

Edit: for Apple-only version

Why not buy yubikeys for bots?

Remember kids: unless the social media site is owned by a US company, it’s a bad social media site.

The billionaires in the US are good guys and don’t sell your info.

/s

The correct term today is Nazis

Ah, but he’s the antichrist and will bring in the apocalypse.

My death cult demands it and I’ll be damned if I don’t get Raptured!

Meanwhile, the irony is that WIFI stands for WIred FIdelity