I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

And yet, at my local microcenter, I couldn’t find a hard drive cheaper than an ssd of the same size.

German Shepherd, machete, body armor, and a water purifier. As long as I can minimize encounters and maximize hunting gains, I’ll be set for the apocalypse.

Your trade-in doesn’t count because you paid $60 to get essentially the same exact phone.

It’s more like a gen 1.5, valve stated that hardware hasn’t progressed far enough for a true gen 2 steam deck

The embodiment of a fool

I imagine it’s you portrayed as the soyjak but it’s so well drawn I can’t imagine its effectiveness

Just saying, we need a sub called “inconspiracies” where every post is literally just a known (or assumed) fact that sounds like a conspiracy

I think it’s regional. I only just got the 5-second timer X a few days ago.

Pay with crypto

There we go. Now I won’t do it. If the ability to pay with crypto is a feature, there’s something inherently wrong, imo.

Some good diogenes sayings:

(To Alexander the great) “All that I need is for you to move (to stop blocking the sun)”

“If I were to be anyone, I would be diogenes”

Don’t forget he was totally fine with just being chucked in a field and eaten after his passing.

I’d say a dandelion but I’m not a flower expert.

Unless it came to you in a dream I don’t want to hear it.

Not excusing the backpack, but the screwdriver was actually pretty good, almost worth the price.

At least this platform has some sort of natural resistance against enshittification, given that no one party can completely dominate the platform without immediately getting squashed by the collective.

Tbf reddit became a shithole after the fall of Tumblr, so his assumption that reddit is usually wrong stands firm.

And another thing, is this actually up to scale?

…I thought the overall point was that the movie was confusing and stupid, but also barbie so it’s fun?