The opening lines of that song were from The Dark Crystal.

Redhat 5.1. I had no idea what I was doing.

You do both tests, but the breathalyzer they use at the scene isn’t accurate enough, so if you fail either test, they take you to the station to use their fancy breathalyzer.

Time to bring back AltaVista.

My reaction after finishing the new Monkey Island.

Ford still uses SAE bolts/screws for door panels, but not always.I only keep metric sockets and wrenches in my box, but have to keep a 1/4" socket just for the random Ford I have to work on.

Me trying to explain the meaning of life. I really thought I figured it out. Sobered up, and for the life of me couldn’t tell you what I was thinking.

Does anyone have a link for how to set up a pihole that a dumb dumb like me could understand?

Harvey Danger told me that if you’re bored then you’re boring. So you need to tell them to go do something instead of complain about it. Some people need to be pushed out of their comfort zone to snap out of boredom

And just this year released a new game called Firmament

Hey now, I actually made some money on GameStop and AMC thanks to WSB.