Bigfoot is Snoop Dogg confirmed.

Don’t forget about America’s neighbours to the north and south too, eh!

Ahh, gotcha, thanks. Not the leaches I had in mind, but funny that they said that regardless.

Wait, what? I missed that, do you have a link?

I’ll ddg a topic or genre I’m interested in, “top space alien novels” or “top novels in x universe”. Or I get recommendations from the podcasts I listen to, or the shows I watch.

Generally, I consume all the material on whatever new topic or genre that is interested me at the time, and then move onto the next.

Which would make sense if this was the only solar system in the galaxy. 1 in 8 chance (rip Pluto) is pretty impressive, but when you include the rest of the galaxy 1 in however many trillion stars with however many trillions of planets is pretty low odds. Mathematically there should be more planets with life on them, so either we can’t find them, they’re too far away, they all killed themselves, or some other reason is preventing us from finding them.

This truly is the darkest timeline.

Like… Together? In the same dish?!

Physicists hate this one time travel trick!

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Why not Zoidberg?

:D

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:D

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That’s better than that one asshole who kept putting gasoline in my pisstank!

Outto battle.

Worser cast scenario.

Irregardless.

Without regardless

Without without regard

With regard

I’m going to end my emails with irregardless and see what happens. What’s the worst that can happen?

“Irregardless, MajorMajormajormajor.”

Hell, even just lost babies. Where did I put that thing again?

The good ol’ days.

Only made the reference because of the original comment reminded me of that song. I wouldn’t normally want to associate it.

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs “It’s deporting time”

• from Orange man’s guide to taking over.