This note is a parody of an actual note that was about drinking in a bar.

It’s funny you guys think these are actual fans and not bots bought through a marketing campaign

It’s not a simple request, the same request was denied to the most influential elf in existence, three times. When Gimli asked for it while being humble, she gave him three at the same time. There was also huge stigma and conflict between the races, and the fact that he even tried / dared to ask was huge, and her giving it to him means dwarves and elves can work out their differences after all

He is peaceful but didn’t forget how to be violent and can be violent when need be. Makes perfect sense to me.

I have had friends say years after things like “oh I’d screw your brains out the second you wagged your finger at me”. Or “oh so men and women can’t be just friends” when they were interested in me and I was into them. I do flirt and show interest, rarely have any response, yet years later, when we are just friends (or if she or I are in a relationship) I get confessions. Maddening.

I have a stethoscope set aside, I grab my kitty, snuggle him till he’s purring like an engine and then listen to him purr even louder through the stethoscope

3d printer won’t make the electrical box, the steppers etc.

Ha, I make stethoscopes for a living. I can set one aside and listen to my balls any time I want.

And you don’t have an issue with the carriage, with three people on it, where the only balloon is on the horse?

Whoever made this was an artist and sucked at physics

Storypoints are such an artificial concept it doesn’t even make sense. Same thing with estimation though. Most numbers are “I pulled it out me arse” unless the task is a one line change. And even then, shit breaks and it becomes useless, so the one line change is estimated to be a day anyway

The only moment you write comments is when you are doing something extremely weird for a specific reason that will not be immediately obvious and you want to warn the person doing a refactor in the future. In any other case, writing self documenting code is the way. If you are unable to do that, then your code needs to be rewrtitten.

Story as old as time, racists do. Anyone who sounds / looks “funny” is an alien, therefore bad. They could have a million of good interactions with “the other” and one slightly bad one, while they get a million bad ones and one good one from “their tribe”, and they’ll still rail on the “others” as a problem

Make rules for yourself about common decisions, always do the same thing. I.e. always go pee when you feel the need in bed, never “sleep it off”. Truly believe that “no decision is worse than a bad decision”. Bang, done.

Yes, VR, where famously anything lower than 80 FPS basically causes violent heaving, balance problems and headaches that last for up to a week in some cases.

I’m not. Closest is my IBS and a constant fear of being away from a toilet for long enough that it becomes an issue. Had the entire city mapped out for toilets when I had an on-site job. Then one fateful day, they closed a street, the tram had to go around and added 30 mins to the travel time. I saw it turn right instead od going forward and I have never felt such fear in my life since

Gaza is a huge one for me for instance

So it was Biden who got the ceasefire?

First of all, just because he did something good doesn’t make Trump “my hero”. But feel free to say that, that’ll 100% work to convince people. Second of all - all I know is the situation from my friends there. And they are returning to their old workplace. They are talking about rebuilding. Right now they got a reprieve, with a ceasefire agreement from October, that was refused then, with the US government saying “it’s Hamas who refused it” which was obvious bullshit. They are also getting medical devices in. So yeah, I’ll believe the people who are actually there, over a random dude on lemmy, thanks.

So far this new president helped stop the genocide that Biden was supporting.

Well, you can compare photos from years ago. There is also a youtube channel by a plastic surgeon who went over the signs of plastic surgery on his face. Time just makes all of us ugly.