Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

I don’t even value me, no corporation gives a crap. They want you and your recurrent income.

I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

Unfortunately, he didn’t get the humor of Conan nor the artistic ability of Tarantino. Just the hairdo of Conan and a foot fetish.

Yup, I gave up my 70 hour work weeks. My 50 hour weeks grew my salary and position, then my 60 hour weeks put me in charge of massive projects, which drove me to 70 hours during a couple ERP implementations. I took a paycut overall, but now I work 40 hours.

For a meager $18000/year with copays and premiums. Murica!

As a longtime Monkey Island game connoisseur, this system requires more pulleys.

Imagine reading this in the 80s - we would have thought that Back to the Future was prophetic.

I, uhh, wish it was missing.

But the other professions don’t need to defend themselves against blatant racism and abuse of power. “This is a dangerous profession, which is why we shot an unarmed black teenager 117 times.”

Might I offer you an “And so it goes…” in these trying times?

“This shirt is dry clean only. That means it’s dirty!” - Mitch Hedberg

Damn felinnials!

yes, affirmative

Good one, Dave Ooh, you’re a legend, Dave

Y’know what, screw the bot.