OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!

My folks just give up the moment they suspect they have use anything that isn’t windows. I’m amazed I was even able to get them to trade word for google docs.

I suspect this is satire but in case its not. Its not the children themselves that are paying, its the parent that pays for whatever their critters demand.

I believe the consensus is that the most profitable target market are children and young teens.

The fuck it is!

Have you tried squares, mate?

Lame. Turn all that negative energy into something useful.

Fuck you dad!

How many penises does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

lol

Now its time to compare several to the national total. You did say the US right?

I get what you’re saying but it is unrealistic in this society. Many industries opt to replace their workers with automated systems. Perhaps this same level of greed has been redirected into newer unregulated ways.

Practice your tea-bagging skills first.

not see what

Took me awhile to get it

Everyday I wake up, I make a conscious decision. Do I smile and make a positive effort to my fellow neighbor, or do I nazi?

Now watch me land this kickflip across the gap!

These are caltrops. Ancient roman invention used to sabotage and impede enemy forces. Yup these are absolutely caltrops.

She ghosted her account, living up to the reputation.

That’s literally what I said, except I wasn’t wearing that.

Shows up for a dispensary, walks away from a colonoscopy.