They had to know what they were doing, right?

Ha, rock on with your bad self.

You forgot the /s…

Is it on the tip of your tongue?

Beepers were all the rage when I was in high school. Beeper goes off, look at the number and decide if you want to call it back. Different codes for different friends. Then scramble to find a payphone if you wanted to call someone back.

What the fuck did I just watch?

I’m sorry. What was that? I was just thinking about strangling you.

Imagine taking a water cannon to the face with one of those on…

That one lady looked genuinely confused. Did he sew all the layers together? How do they stay like that? The other guy lost his pants just walking.

Have I ever told you that you’re doing a good job?

No?

Ever wonder why?

It looks like it gives her the creeps…

8. I like the Zebra.Got them at Dollar Tree or one of the Dollar stores.

I hope his name is Forest…

Anyone can go through videos to get the perfect screenshot to make it look similar. We all saw what he did. Boot licker

A headstone, grave, urn, wedding dress, and any outfit used in a religious ceremony.

🎶"You got the mother and her kids, You got the guy and his date, We all get mad. We all get late LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY FORGOT ABOUT US Standing on the corner, waiting for the bus"🎶 Violent Femmes, I love this song. My dad drove city bus for around 13 years. Reminds me of him…RIP

I Hate raspberry…

Fuck ICE!

Making dinner

“It’s what’s for breakfast, lunch and dinner…”