America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.

He’s a homosectional.

Somafm groove salad

https://somafm.com/groovesalad/

We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

When the “baby on board” sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least two years old now and the car is safe to ram ‘em.

https://medium.com/illumination/its-official-prayer-doesn-t-work-cf6c9282bb84

The best kind of correct!

Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

Yup, me too!

It’s “eat all you can”. It’s a contest.

26 months ago: “it’s nft powered”

It means that Toastify is awesome”. Duh.

That’s Bernie Kopell, aka Siegfried.

Dr. Jacobi?

He has a wife, you know…

This Oregon?

https://rop.org/uia/section-i/oregons-hard-right-history/

Do you really wash your hands, or, do your hands wash each other while you watch?

Non paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/FC91C

No.