In the two weeks before the superbowl the local news will start talking about ancillary things like what people eat in the cities who’s teams made the superbowl that you can serve at a superbowl party. In the early ‘90s Buffalo made the superbowl 4 years in a row, and thus the Buffalo wing gained national notoriety.

Went to a concert at an arena about 3 miles from my house, to get there was about eight bucks to go home was 60.

Why does it sound like Mike Tyson answering the question “what is the smallest continent?”

Coors has been doing this for years.

So, you’re looking at this and it looks like normal chili. And you’re thinking chili with cheese and spaghetti, yeah I could go for that. Then you eat it, and some asshole put cinnamon in the chili instead of chili powder and cumin and you realize you have been duped into eating Christmas vomit with cheese and noodles.

That’s…that’s not what children of the corn is about.

Good toddler car seats have cup holders.

It’s effective you’ll get better at defense.

fart simultaneously in the opposite phase.

You’re not throwing them at your enemies hard enough.

The first Dolby movie I saw Thor Ragnarok, and they ran that same damn ad for the projector then, so that’s like 5 and half years. But I do prefer the Dolby to imax, or at least the bullshit imax they run in amc theaters.

I saw Indiana Jones today it had 25 minutes of trailers, an admonishment to not ruin the movie, Nicole Kidman telling me how great going to the movies is, and a commercial for the projector. So a movie listed to start at 11 started at 11:28. it’s fucking ridiculous.

I don’t know which asshole decided Edge should be part of M365 for Mac and if you uninstall it it reinstalls 15 minutes later but when I find out they’re getting a full jug of used Go Lytly in their shoes.

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