Don’t talk to cops

Which is absurd when the right is to be silent.

NPR just this morning was highlighting a study that suggests a regular sleep pattern is more important than the amount of sleep you get, (within reason, I think they mentioned 6 hours minimum to complete your sleep cycles.)

This meme in reality: the middle dude twice.

Accumulate a massive sleep debt, crash when I can’t go anymore. This will repeat until I have a heart attack or aneurysm yelling at yet another day walker that can’t drive for shit. Otherwise, everything is peachy.

Yeah? Well fuck those survey takers. You want to blackmail me with my reputation? G-o f-u-c-k o-f-f.

Presumably the FTC will have something to say about blatant anticompetitive actions such at these. Then again, that’s why corporations buy themselves representatives, senators and judges.

Edit: such not suck

This, Apple is shitty for not advancing a standard. Can you imagine if every appliance came with some proprietary cable so you would be incentivized to stay with one brand to minimize hassle. We’d never stand for that, but for some reason we as consumers didn’t demand standardization in this realm. It’s a fast moving industry to be sure, but I don’t really see how that precludes standardization and that is evidenced by all the non Apple equipment that has settled on USB.

Elon gonna engineer the shit outta this thing. Nevermind coil steel itself varies by more than that before it goes into a die and stretches. It’s almost like he doesn’t have any background in automotive manufacturing. This statement makes me think Elon may not know what a micron even is. The fit and finish of Tesla’s current offerings seems to evidence it anyway.

I guess they make pretty good birds, but they really need to chill out a bit. I’m 30 feet from your nest dude, no need to dive bomb me.

Sirius/XM would like a little recognition in this regard.

Well, I see an opportunity for consolation right here!

Monopoly maintenance/lobbying (bribes): $8.41

I bet those business geniuses can find all kinds of ways to “reduce fees”. That is the number of fees, not the total dollar amount of fees.

A direct quote, “They trust me — dumb fucks”

Edit: which I guess contradicts my original statement.

Mark Zuckerberg is the least likely human on earth to be able to obtain consent. To paraphrase Chris Rock he created Facebook just to get friends after someone smacked him with a book.

https://piped.video/watch?v=MlJrXq0BMJo

How do I summon that utube redirect bot?

Edit: The bot is automatic.

Ahem, cable TV.

I said, “Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain’t giving you no tree-fitty!” It said, “how about just two-fitty?” I said, “Oh, now it’s only two-fitty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!”

'Cause they pay me every time I do. You’re so smart, why don’t you know that?

I’ll build my own fast food restaurant with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the restaurant!

Gen Z getting screwed, well that’s a first. I hope this doesn’t start some kind of trend.

Work, give me the night shift. I’m going to be up anyway. I’ll sleep in the morning when friends and family are at work/school and spend the evening with them, just like I would on day shift.