Chaffed taint after 200 steps.

Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

And a tooth. Almost definitely.

Dastardly deep state is probably putting that shit in the weed too, man. Cause I just can’t no never gonna stop.

What part of the gecko are gonna glue to that dainty taint?

I believe it’s referring to how no one gives a shit about Pride once June ends.

I would have thought they’d pull em off the pitch with a large magnet from the sky.

I can hear Gordon Ramsey yelling some terrible things at you.

Twice and like a little bitch because I risk nothing.

It might be but sunburn is definitely carcinogenic.

It’s a dude with a horse’s asshole and tail.

There’s enough pubes gathered around shower drain to make two Turkish rugs.

Fucking party pooper

By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.

Fucking Uncle Joey getting back to business.

The Irish wish they were McHung like that.

This fucking guy thinks he can just bring back a joke from 8998 BC and make it work!

What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?

Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.

This description just turned me on.