Every bean deserves to flicked, some beans just need a lil guidance.

Here’s a really disturbing Garfield you can mix in for some variety:

It’s meant to be more of a modest message of hope.

“Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.

noo… you’re not moving the wire right. You have to move it back left when it does that & then hit the ff button twice.

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See. Told you it works!

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Yup! I have a drawer of these things because my brother & I used to fight over them. Still use one in my dad’s truck when I steal it from him.

Leave those air pods in your pockets kids. Nothing brings the heat like the annoying clacking of the auto reverse on a cassette deck, constantly trying to flip over a cassette that doesn’t flip, while matching the rhythm of your current jam.

Stick it between a couple layers of red velvet & slather it with chocolate cream cheese icing.

I wanna grab a few light beers & turn Todd into a meal.

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I’m just here to remind you we’re all makin’ durty with your inbox this evening [bowchickawowow…].

I had the same experience with norovirus this spring.

Probiotics did the trick, but it was t so much fun.

It’s also the glut of the plot of The Leftovers. Absolutely brilliant show, & Proxima Midnight is in it.

I killed my cilantro & parsley doing that in my herb garden with organic green onions. And I’m completely fine with that.

It’s about the only time I’ll prioritize organic produce over regular produce, those damn onions are delicious!

We must be kin… I signed a number of bibles “Keep on Truckin’ - Love Jesus” and “Babe, we’re outta milk. - Love Jesus” back in the day.

I have no idea if it would work, but I do have a spare CRT monitor if you blow yours up.

Maybe look into a direct box? I had to use one when recording to change the ohms between the instrument & the usb interface in the tower.

I was hoping I could plug it into my guitar & watch the sounds on an old computer monitor…

I bought Canada so I always have a Canadian supermodel girlfriend who just can’t be here right now.

Ahem. Mark Robinson used illicit funds gained from defrauding families who entrusted his wife to take care of their children to obtain a pretty nice truck.

Which he promptly crusted up with pizza stains…

In our pants. Toilets came out around the same time as smartphones, so it’s been a pretty revolutionary couple of decades around here.

🎶 Two all Peef Batties, special lauce, settuce, pheese, chickles, bonions on a besame eed sun🎶

Somebody dig up Mac Tonight, I think we gotta heater on our hands…