Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]

literal fucking orangutan figuring out tools better than these clowns

Ah, a restaurant run by the head chef and the head chef alone

pffft. just get the 1tb of storage and download more ram

In the bottom left it shows the current year in the Aztec calendar, presumably cut off and the “current year” in the Gregorian calendar at 2015 AD. I’m 95% sure this is just some guy’s alt history map, especially considering how many wack ass names some of these places have

does “bigotry” against landlords and the bourgeoise class count

Why does China not take us seriously??? Our flag has like 30 stars while their has like 5 of them. We respect the United States and their superior star count? Why do the dastardly Chicoms not respect our many stars???

tfw imperialism is turning inwards

thank

Does anyone have the blank version of this?

softcore sandy cheeks hentai

dials 911 “HELLO, VOLCEL POLICE???”

Clerk: “Um, sir, that doesn’t look like a banana. Are you sure you entered the right code?”

• The jig is up. Run

• Apologize profusely

• [Rhetoric: Heroic 15] Convince the clerk you don’t know what fruits are

EVEN 58%

+1 You look terribly frazzled

This is a Red Check. It can not be retried

Rhetoric: [Heroic: Success] “Is this not a banana?” You say in the most genuine tone you can muster

Savior Faire: You may have been caught, but you managed to feign enough innocence to get trouble off your back

The clerk gives a dumbfounded expression

Clerk: “Uhm, no sir, that is an avocado, not a banana”

Half-Light: She is too terrified of your empty skull to properly correct you on this

It’s been like 3 months since the titanic submarine

Yes, America is bad because of the hundreds of millions of deaths it’s directly responsible for. For more information, click here

1.2 million disproportionately black and brown prison slave laborers in the US, supporting the illegal occupation and genocide of Palestine, funding the police, writing the crime bill, supporting American military and imperial hegemony across the global south, more shit if I could be bothered to think about this for longer than 10 seconds

We get the joke, it’s just not very funny

also the Democratic party is a white supremacist institution

Somebody trying to make Harambe 2 is my only guess

MY CAR GETS 18 FARTHINGS TO THE HOGSHEAD AND THAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT

uhhhhh…

Phil from accounting…

Dave…

Carol…

That asshole Eric (I’d hardly call him a worker because he’s always slacking and makes us do his shit)

Marcus…