Cream corn and ham. Sweet and salty!

Yeah this shithole is way better

Turn of the lamps, light a few candles and whisper sweet nothings in it’s ear

I don’t care about putting shopping carts in the coral, they deserve to be free range

Not an expert at any of this but: I’m betting most regional airports don’t deal with passenger flights from the big airlines. Their runways are too short for large jets. They will be geared towards execs on the company jet or even people who fly as a pastime. You might be able to find someone to fly you from one airport to the other but it’ll cost you.

Hey looks like i got one point!

Not with that attitude you ain’t

I lived through all that too except for very early Sunday mornings our local station would show Felix the Cat and Popeye cartoons followed by Davey and Goliath. I think they got away with t because it was before church started and Davey was somewhat religious

Zero (born in '66). Can we add some more to the list?

21: had to wait for the television to warm up

Well played

Thunder stole my thunder

You do you, it’s the only true ay to be happy. You’ll attract women that were raised in a family where the wife took on a more dominant role and the father was a chill laid back guy. In my experience it’s inevitable, we’re made up of our parents DNA.

You are gullible

Yes. Full time fast food worker wages

Do people on Lemmy think that there was a time when one could afford a house on fast food worker wages?

Those were the days

Cheaper to buy a coconut

Shit, in the US you now gotta swipe a credit card to buy air. TO BUY AIR!

Maybe if we weren’t weird about sex, folks wouldn’t need to fuck a balloon.

I got my first “home computer” for Christmas in the early 80’s. A TRS-80 CoCo with 16k RAM. After sending in the warranty information I started receiving nerd junk mail some of which I’m pretty sure I still have somewhere. One is an add for internet access from Compuserve. It cost $7 an hour IIRC. You had to use dial up and call long distance to Columbus, OH which probably cost somewhere around 50 cents a minute using my 1200 baud modem. Young teenage me couldn’t afford the luxury. I also received a slender book of websites. Domain names weren’t a thing so you had to know the ip address of what you wanted to look up. BBS’s were more accessible to me. Sometimes in the early 90’s I fumbled around on a computer at the library and saw weather forecasts and another time I searched Lexusnexus for an article about modifying hand held GPS units to increase accuracy. The public wasn’t allowed the accuracy the military had (US). By the time the internet caught on thanks to AOL I hadn’t messed with computers for ten years but picked it right back up now with a 36.6k modem. I know this is going to sound gross but I remember some of the earliest news reports regarding the internet were about pervs using it to share child porn. Does anyone else remember this? BBS’s were used by mob bookies to take gambling bets. IIRC the Supreme Court decided the owners were responsible for monitoring and preventing the mob from doing this. Obviously this was all quite awhile ago and my memory is fallible