Even Catholics and Protestants think the other are going to hell.

You might want to mention this to your vet if you haven’t already. It’s probably nothing, but just in case there’s an underlying health problem causing this.

When all your “friends” are alpha bro podcasters trying to get you to buy shit, yeah you’re gonna be lonely.

You know it’s bad when even cats realize something’s wrong

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The far left too. Nobody knows etiquette these days!

Hey, at least you didn’t have to waste time finding out those red flags yourself!

This is why we need home MRI machines so you can get a 3D model of the fat in your body /s

Kohl knows what he did

Surprise surprise, you can choose to harm yourself with obesity because it’s your own body and it’s not anyone else’s business. Or you can choose be healthy. The important thing is you get to choose.

Meanwhile pets are separate animals that are completely reliant on their owners to make the right decisions to keep them healthy. If you’re a shitty owner feeding them shit food, they don’t have the option to choose to eat healthier.

Same reason you can hit your own hand with a hammer and people will be a lot less mad at you than if you hit a cat or dog’s paw with a hammer.

I just want a dumb TV that I can connect my Linux box to

Insider trading to make his masters get even richer and give them control of the country. Dissolve public institutions, then tank the economy so billionaires can buy up everything at an insane discount.

This is why I prefer public transit for my morning commute as opposed to driving.

You can doze off all you want without fear of killing someone. With how sleep deprived I usually am there’s no way me forcing myself to drive in the morning is safe. Worst that can happen is the bus driver gets annoyed at you because you slept past the last stop.

I am genuinely finding that it’s easier to just force yourself to get straight up as soon as the alarm rings. Like peeling off a band-aid. Lying in bed after the alarm only makes you more and more drowsy. The more you snooze, the more your body wants to go back to sleep so you end up in this vicious cycle.

Also, the bible tells us literally nothing about how heaven actually works or what people even do there. Meanwhile Marx wrote extensively about how he thinks a communist system would work. Heaven is not a “system” we can conceivably implement, because there’s nothing to implement. It’s just an abstract concept, and a very broad and ambiguous one at that.

This is why christian fascism should not be the least bit surprising.

You can raise children while both parents are working. Billions of families do it every day. Especially if you also get rid of the notion that raising children is mostly a mother’s job while the father is free to drink beer and watch TV after work.

Doubles the workforceRemoves the artificial societal limit that arbitrarily cuts the workforce in half

FTFY

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