Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that

I have super crooked pinkies, can perpetually pop my ankle, and can retract my testicles back in my body?? Idk if other people can do that last one but all my buds in hs promised they couldn’t

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IM A REAL KILLER NEVER FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER

For some reason I am most inclined to comment on lemmy in the morning while my coffee is brewing. The absolute worst time for brain activity.

I meant to say 36 but it was before I had my coffee.

Dead Friday night and alive by sunrise Sunday morning. 18 hours dead at most.

I have a bet with my dad that’ll he’ll put Vince in his cabinet instead of Linda this go around

Not great. Have a trans spouse and a young daughter who goes to public school. Have been burning through savings lately to pay off medical debt and am scared of losing my job once the tariffs kick in. My state just made homelessness illegal so the thought of the house of cards coming down is real

Used to play in bands. Still do but I used to too.

In the one I was in in high school, some drunk ass old man ran on stage, unplugged our guitarists guitar, got behind him and started pretending he was playing it and humping him. Supported us real good

The only thing that would work

This wouldn’t work my partner hates country music

My go to is “damn that pussy fire”

Live in a city in the south where driving is required. Went to Chicago last year and decided to stick to public transit when we saw how much it cost to park. It was amazing. Sure some people were loud or smoking in the trains, but I could def live like that. Idk what everyone is complaining about with the 15 minute thing

IM COMING

I have seen Kung Pow: Enter the Fist over a hundred times easily

The Previa

The Next Generation Deep Space Nine Voyager

I know that technically doesn’t count but whatever.

Definitely. I know it’s kinda written that way but I was not ready for that old man to fully lean into it. I was perplexed and wanted to turn it off.

I listened through that over a decade ago and that’s still what I remember most from that audiobook.

That sucks. Macbeth rules so hard. We did it over a couple weeks in school and it was awesome.

Be warned. There’s some real…racist choices made in the audiobook reading.