Hey uhhhhh the fog is coming

Stick the tip of a spoon under the lip of the lid and push the handle towards the jar. That should open a little gap that releases the pressure inside the jar and it’ll open pretty easily then.

Vegas moment

Yooo hooo

all hands

hoist the colors high

I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.

Your organization can control things only in the work profile, but it’s completely sandboxed and your personal profile can’t access any data there and vice versa.

Totally would if I didn’t have to have a work profile and my bootloader was unlocked.

My first smartwatch was a fossil and it almost made me give up on smart watches entirely. It was pretty nice for the first 6 or so months but the battery deteriorated quickly and it only lasted like half the day. I didn’t even last a whole year before I gave up on it and just assumed Android smartwatches were kinda trash.

I actually got the free pixel watch 2 promo deal for preordering the pixel 8 pro thinking I could just sell it, but I decided to give it a shot and I actually really like it.

Only if you can grow a beard that looks nice

I prefer spoon bombs, thanks.

Yeah, they introduced tails in that one.

Holy shit you called it

No, but there were some memes about the movie being woke.

[Everyone] enraged at [any company] for injecting ads into the middle of [everything]

“lol” said Apple “lmao”

Won’t someone please consider that Apple has to spend all the extra effort soldering the ram to the motherboard?? Only $200 extra is a steal!

Even some fridges have windows now 🤔

When has Wall Street ever thought more than 10 minutes ahead?

Seen on .world

I am really liking Kagi.