GrimSheeper

Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen

“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

Cock-and-ball sink

The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping

Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is

On top of everything else, you’ve used the meme format incorrectly. Do better.

We don’t talk about 1st America and 2nd America

… fuck. You’re absolutely right. All my theorems - flushed down the drain.

I think it has to be A. You figure that if it were B, the people on the track would suddenly be traveling at a high velocity, but the train’s velocity wouldn’t be impacted at all, since there was no impact between the train and the people. Wouldn’t this mean that the portal had created energy, which is impossible?

just as liberal as Reddit.

Don’t let the communists hear you say that

As a Gen Z’er, I can really feel the Millennial vibes permeating throughout Lemmy

Aglet. Another shout-out to Phineas and Ferb.

This is more of a lemmypisspost but I’ll let it slide

My favorite rebuttal to the idea that the Confederacy seceded in order to preserve States’ Rights is this excerpt from the Confederate constitution:

Article I Section 9(4): No bill of attainder, ex post facto law, or law denying or impairing the right of property in negro slaves shall be passed.

If states rights were so important to the Confederacy, I have to wonder why their constitution stripped the states of the right to abolish slavery in any capacity.

Technically, it stripped ALL legislatures of the ability to restrict slavery in any way, making slavery a permanent feature of the Confederate government.

Seventhdedvnth’d

Maybe OP thought this community was for Shit Posting rather than Shitposting

It was the only semi-clever punny nickname I could think of, lol