GreenPlasticSushiGrass

OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)

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If I told her, “bish, make me a sammich!”, I would get a no-sex sammich. It would be all that I get to eat for days, and it would differ from the sandwich I might make for myself by the number of people involved.

It sounds like a low-rent Hulk. Grodge SMASH!

I’m the SO of someone with ADD who was similarly affected. It messed her up for months. Things are just getting back to normal now. On the bright side, she has less insomnia on the new meds.

Mojo Dojo Casa House.

Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.

Biden should be talking up the soft landing every time he answers a question, imho. Uncle Joe saved us all a lot of pain with that.

TIL that Gus Johnson is a time traveler.

I like the cut of your jib, fediverse stranger!

First person, but sometimes there’s a soundtrack.

I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese

Yes! Taco Bell is the go-to fast food restaurant for vegetarians. I suggest the black bean chalupa supreme, veggie mexican pizza, and cheesy fiesta potatoes. Unfortunately, that meal and a beverage will probably cost about $17 usd these days

But what about second breakfast?

Flashbacks of grad school!

You haven’t felt the struggle until you’ve taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.