Granite

The insurance industry will love this.

Great. Now I have an image of Elmo in a maid outfit with a vacuum.

No longer a car company then…

History has proven again and again that rights are taken, not given.

Pedal, not petal.

Not trying to be an asshole, just a nudge to avoid misunderstandings (although the context is clear in this case)

I can’t imagine the ROI is gonna be great… people pause shit when they leave their phones or TV. How do this miss something so basic?!

My spouse wfh and he has to pause the TV for phone calls all the time.

This sounds like a math puzzle. How many satellites of X mass must impact the atmosphere and Y angle and Z velocity to destroy 1 earth atmosphere?

Just the start…

TIL thanks

There’s a pandemic term I haven’t seen in the wild for a hot minute.

Now I want to read a fantasy comedy where someone trying to make cookies from an ancient recipe is whisked off on an adventure to fulfill the prophecy, but they just want snickerdoodles dammit.

Grateful this is no longer my problem

That would be the dream, but people gotta eat. Hope she at least gets a raise.

Start with a local police report and take that to the credit bureaus; that way you don’t have to deal with Wayfair itself.

I’m taking the snakes 100%. Snakes don’t want to bite you, so stay in open spaces and you’re all good.

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

My dude. Being in a relationship is a want, not a need. What you need to do is park your ass in a therapist’s office and trauma dump.

Your wants come much easier when your needs are met.

A relationship won’t soothe what is truly hurting you at your core. It’ll feel nice in the moment, but a bandaid does nothing for internal bleeding.

Those are my favorites on the fediverse so far, but this is also funny, so keep branching out!

@BonesOfTheMoon wait, this isn’t a SovCit post!

But then they can’t play the “we can’t hire people so we need to reach out to super cheap immigrants who will be deported if they lose their job” card.