Lidar needs to be a mandated requirement for these systems.

Definitely the best use of AI here. Besides Trump licking Elon’s feet of course. How embarrassing for him!

Dropped the bass.

Everything’s computer!

Crazy Frog 🐸

You won’t learn how to be this swole… from a Jedi.

First I have to drink a verification can, and now this??!!

In a world full of ego-driven megalomaniacs, it is rare to see public expressions of humbleness.

Classic shitpost.

Very wise in this economy.

Does this mean the time of the lawyer commercials where we May be Entitled to Compensation may no longer be a thing anymore?

Will this change when Canada, Greenland, Panama, and now Gaza are added to it?

This is why I want to become more machine than man.

I crave the certainty of steel.

Are you forkin’ kidding me?

Is the Maps app just… a map lol

Eggcelent! The NFT will be shipped shortly in a slightly damp envelope that smells faintly of coconut, as that is what my workshop smells like 3/4ths of the year. Also, this way you can distinguish it from the rest of the junk mail.

As a tip, I’ve also included a rare strand of Maggie Thatcher’s pubic hair, as a gift free of charge. Enjoy!

How would Snowden get a hold of one of these in Russia? Maybe through an intermediary in Kazakhstan?

Then again it’s hard finding one here even in the US since they all went out of stock within 5 minutes of being listed.

But sir slash madam, this NFT is priceless slash worthless. Surely it is worth at least three full eggs! Perhaps you can bop one of those chickens to get another one.

I have for trade one exclusive NFT of a very rare, never used, forbidden thong of Margaret Thatcher. It portrays, in is fully majestic form, a stalwart Iron Lady in an iron chainmail thong, on horseback facing the sunset with a British flag atop Westminster Abbey.

It has been described as magnificent by my dope man next door, who gives it the highest of praise for capturing the essence of his ex-wife’s nature, saying “she’s just like that battle-axe of mine.”

This will surely be worth all three eggs.

bald eagle sheds a single tear 🦅 💧