Get a haircut, hippie.

The creator is a fickle beast

Would get him glassed in certain parts of the UK

Squaring using 3+4=5 is one of the oldest relationships used by masons. don’t need a ruler, just a piece of string or straight edge. Pythagoras described the relationship on paper

What about Rocktober savings, and flailing tube person vendors?

And mass casualty events are generally centred around population centres. If a train hits that bus in bumfuck, it’s six hours before triage and transport

Is there a rule 34 of this?

Come to the southern hemisphere. Singing jingle bells and hanging fake snow when it’s 110 Freedom degrees and you’re under a wildfire watch and act warning.

Like this?

How can it scream? Would just be sitting there with it’s mouth open.

You could teabag it.

gets hit by a car

Yoghurt is a separate slide

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*4chan

Love is only real if it hurts when you pee.

Ditto, coming on 11 years dating, 7 years married

Sports Bizarre, bias to Australia but has a whole lot of great stories, delivered as a historical comedy. A six parter on the Corruption of FIFA (The FIFA Ethics committee, Lol.), the St Louis 1904 Olympics, the Paris 1900 Olympics, doping and corruption in the Tour de France.

Alpha Blokes. Aussie comedy and yarns. Trendsetter Talkback are the best episodes, once a week, and the term “Head noise” is now in my parlance

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