Generic_Handel

Perhaps as you are getting older and more wise you are simply recognizing the artificiality of some people more than you used to.

Replacing cows with yeasts that produce whey and casein (the 2 proteins in milk) is already underway. That could go along way to reducing methane and carbon dioxide.

https://phys.org/news/2021-01-yeast-cow.html

Is orange spray paint make-up?

If you are over 50 it could be diverticulitis, not serious but see a doctor to confirm.
If you are under 50 see a doctor.
So see a doctor either way.

Shouldn’t this be on “nottheonion”.

This is a classic symptom of anxiety. If it begins happening regularly you should consult someone.

I definitely don’t have enough room on my bathroom floor for that.

I’ll skip the ones already mentioned.

Anton Petrov - Science and Space news
Postmodern Jukebox - Modern songs in different styles
Legal Eagle - A lawyers take on modern events, movies, etc
Ze Frank - I am unable to describe, just give a video a watch
Anything with Simon Whistler, he has too many channels to list
Munro Live - An engineering firms take on new cars.
nicola white mudlark - Very good if you like history.

Okay.