Maybe they recognize what the clock looks like at 8:30.

Literally any ad. I hate advertising in all forms and it does nothing but piss me off. If your ad is intrusive enough, I’ll remember it well enough to never buy your product.

Yeah Mozart really fell off after he died.

I’m not tired.

I see you have neither learned or been born with kindness.

Regularly. I refuse to buy a phone without a headphone jack.

It is and we are.

It’s pro, that’s why.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenon

short cumming

Please tell me more.

No thanks.

I’ll switch to fucking Apple before I pay a subscription for Windows.

This can’t be real. This has to be a troll. OP should be dead otherwise.

Don’t take them to be fact across the board. When I worked in food service (chipotle), the nozzles got cleaned every night.

Penising someone is now my new favorite euphemism for sex.