I once forgot to turn off a stove burner and burned a hole in an oven mitt

Cheaper than eggs

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What about Palestine? 🇵🇸

Did Trump break up with his boyfriend at the start of pride month?

There’s a good chance your dad knows my aunt. She also fell down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories during the pandemic and it’s driven away her family and she doesn’t understand why. One time a bunch of her friends bullied me on Facebook for being pro-vaccine and my Mom said she didn’t know any of those people and my aunt likely met them online through conspiracy bullshit groups

“Think how stupid the average person is, then realize half the people are more stupid than that”- George Carlin

I’m pretty sure the kid’s answer was how it was supposed to be answered

The kid answered correctly, it’s not unconventional at all, the teacher is just stupid

The teacher is fucking stupid. The question says Marty ate more, that is not only possible it is a given.

CGPGrey

“No news is good news” depends on the situation. If your current situation is good and you don’t want it to change, then no news is good news. But if say, you’re waiting to hear if you got a job you want, you want news

When I was a kid, it was assumed that boys asked girls to dances and not the other way around. In the recent Pixar series Dream Productions, a tween girl is asked who she’s going to ask to the school dance. It’s now treated as normal for girls to ask boys. She also ends up not going with a date and just going with her friends.

Not all things are possible through violence. I cannot fix my internet router by throwing it across the room

People always portray David as a child when it happened too. The Bible describes him as a youth but it doesn’t say how young. I guess because his brothers were already soldiers and he wasn’t, people figure he was a child. I’d say he was a teenager.

It is written in the book of Leviticus: “It shall be unclean for one end of an electric cord to match the other”

They also tested the thing about toast landing butter side up

And also whether exotic meats taste like chicken

The saying “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”. No you won’t, the stars are outside the solar system, they’re much further away than the moon

I shouldn’t be reading this thread before bed

Once, when I wasn’t doing so well mentally, I threw a tub stopper at a wall. I never found it again and my apartment has since been thoroughly cleaned numerous times