The likelihood of one blowing its top is about as likely as the front of a boat falling off, which I’d like to make clear is very uncommon

It is clearer on the nfl.com replay but also helps if you know his songs. The real high point though was the choreography and his shit eating grin when he stared straight down the camera to talk to drake.

As a fan of neither team, that Kendrick performance was fucking fantastic.

I want to be rich enough that I can walk down the street and just uplift people who need a helping hand. I also do not want to live in a world where the wealth disparity is so egregious someone getting a chance to succeed or not depends on my whim.

Yeah I caught that after I posted and I agree, my statement stands though, it’s wicked depressing to have so many relatives who wore the uniform and are apparently not opposed to fascism and drunken conversations with folks in the beer hall can lead to that poison spreading

I certainly fucking do at the VFW

I mean Sisko kind of does when he describes how the Bell riots have to take place before we unite as a planet and join the Federation

Still mad at Netflix for that one and Santa Clarita Diet

The 1911 is still a fully functional and useful weapon, just sayin.

They are like the * in any Terry Pratchett (GNU) novel, sometimes a funny joke can have a little more spice added to make it even funnier

There’s a scene in Justified and similar in some other shows in the years after 9/11. Marshalls are looking for help on some homegrown organized crime types and the FBI tell them “sorry boys if it ain’t about turbans or bombs in the sand we don’t have the money or time.”

We just sorta never stopped that after 20 years occupying and bombing the wrong country and now we have a goddamn nazi infestation again

Jody jokes are as old as the military, but yeah this is some cringe shit that’s using a very old joke

Groom Lake is cool as an aviation nut but Edwards is just as cool with the extra extra long runway for incoming spacecraft, and they have a test flight museum just off base. Vandenberg is also a space launch site and you don’t have to go to the middle of Nevada

One of them, the other is at Area 51 and came in really handy when the bastards stole the first one

I can back into a space at full speed, lined up perfectly while barely touching the wheel. Parallel parking is something I do so little, I forget how to line up every time and feel like a fool

We still have the Bell riots and WW3 to get through before the cashless society

Just to the left of the stove, and the goddamn potato masher always manages to wiggle its way to the top and block the drawer opening.

It’s also how some fruit is grown so leave the drawer ecosystem alone.

For me it’s cilantro indoors. Can’t get it to stay alive more than a couple weeks, I don’t think I’m ready to take care of a whole star.

Well, convicted felon and person the Joint Chiefs named “most likely to commit treason” in the yearbook doesn’t stop you from running again so fuckin why not

I was kinda hoping we’d take a page from French history books on this one, all you need is a little wood, a little steel, and gravity to really get things rolling