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*moisturizer, sunscreen, genetics

Vinegar with a side of fried potatoes? Absolutely

And exploitation. And extortion.

*Meanwhile…Record Profits

The root issue is that all of the additional productivity is captured at the top, and none of it is dispersed among the greater company. Even reinvestment is now gone, replaced with stock buybacks, which were illegal for a number of years.

In short, there’s no rising tide that lifts all boats, so debating work schedules and optimal hours is still a wasted endeavor. Labor needs an entire overhaul, or we will see a return to more drastic measures, which is the cycle that history has repeated time and again. Work, without prosperity, has no intrinsic value. Particularly when workers produce more than ever, and their efforts unmeritoriously enrich a few.

Good specs for the price. No headphone jack tho.

I wouldn’t mind easily swappable batteries

Transparency? But how will we cram as much bloatware in as possible?

A&W root beer

It’s pronounced “doo mah.”

“No one is better because he is bigger.”

Probably flu shot, maybe Covid booster?

But they’re also great kissers

So you understand the theory but are ignoring the practical applications? Cool cool cool.

Every Power Glove sold should have come with one complimentary Fred Savage

Zoom out man. They were being sardonic.

*work for poverty wages while inflation hits 40-year highs, brought on by 14+ years of open-purse monetary policy.

Labor is always available at higher points on the supply curve.

No, no- not being judgemental and moral is how we got to this point in the first place. Telling someone who is doing something foolish, when they are acting foolishly used to be pretty normal. But after a couple decades of internet white-knighting, correcting or even voicing opposition to obvious stupidity is just too exhausting.

Dunning-Kruger is winning.

“But have you considered our ever-rising quarterly profits?!”

Why did the porn star become a network admin after retiring?

She was already an expert in load balancing