FistingEnthusiast

It helps me to identify who I should punch really hard in the mouth

If you’re hungry, feel free to eat my arsehole with a spoon

OK, so I’m one of the original SJWs

I’m old and have a bit of a reputation for getting in the face of the ignorant, which isn’t always wise, but I’m a principled cunt

But there is a point where the little things don’t fucking matter when the person clearly doesn’t have any malicious intent, and only someone trying to be offended would have a problem

To whit, I was asking an indigenous friend whether they prefer “indigenous” or “aboriginal” when I’m speaking to them.

They said “the fact that you’re even asking means that you’re obviously not a part of the problem, so pull the stick out of your arse”

I suggest you do the same.

How about I get you a spoon so you can eat my arsehole?

Thanks

Right now

My fiancée is in the US and we’re working on getting her the fuck out of that backwards shithole

So just her.

The way the US spells things is stupid

Yep I’ve held electrical qualifications for over twenty years and have some of the most stringent qualifications in the world, and the US shit is a joke

The worst thing is that people think it’s safer because of the shitty low voltage.

Intelligence

There’s a good chance that they’re stupid and hateful

Two character traits that are often celebrated in 'Murica rather than being condemned

In the same part of the world, but closer to the heart of the city

I love how peaceful and quiet it is where I live, but if money was no object I could have the same thing but with all the fun things to do on my doorstep

I have had stupid yanks tell me (without a hint of irony) that there are concentration camps in my country full of people who refused covid vaccines, and that’s why we should all be armed

It’s not just the ignorance. The school system in the US is fucking abysmal. It’s the fact that they’re so arrogantly confident in their ignorance that galls

I laugh when conservative dipshits cry about reddit being left-wing

It’s not

Not even close

It’s just that the Overton window in 'Murica is so fucking right that anything slightly left of fascism is decried as far-left

It’s certainly not helped by the fact that 'Muricans are mostly stupid and have zero idea about political theories at all

I got banned from r/childfree because their “top mod” was upset that I put up a post of his saying that women who take advantage of lonely men should be hunted down and killed. He was also a huge fan of ICE doing their shitfuckery

And that’s a sub that’s supposed to be one of the progressive ones…

And the bullshit that’s going on right now too

It’s always been thus

That depends on how far we are going and charging stations on the way

Yep

Good luck to you

You’re going to need a guillotine

I’m in!

Let their AI feed on the absurd and depraved content I post there

Australia is looking for people with skills!

We’re even accepting 'Muricans

(my fiancée is American and we’re working on getting her the fuck out of the US)

Very true

Every day I’m grateful for the fact that I live in a civilised country