aight what’s your strategy for hitting a giraffe, then?

trick is to paint the windows

if they dont know the boot sequence is a thing maybe their opinion on this doesnt really matter 🤷🏼

brick my tiny down arrow

🎶you know we’re happy up here🎵

how do you know what that says when it is just a paywall?

This is not an answer to your question, but I would love if somebody would make InputStick software for platforms other than android if possible

I thought this was how you summarize current inaction against climate change.

the ‘food chain’ is really mostly possum

o hello

Max is not shorthand for HBO Max.

Maybe this’ll get 1million upvotes lol

teslas specifically don’t generate electricity

what is going on in this thread?

ah, neat. NFC.

I used to set an alarm on my laptop to go off at the same time as my phone, so I would have to walk into the other room in order to turn it off. These days I tend to wake up several hours before my alarm goes off, unable to return to sleep.

you mean you send it out from under the toilet lid?

I’d rather pry my eyes out with crayons

It’s from all the McDonalds, Jesus.

A boomer “millenial” comment

marked as resolved please take my survey judging my wang size

i was IRCing with my PSP at around 13 :p