5 is practically a spork. 2 is for stabbing food not your mouth. Learn to eat

What am I eating? Spaghetti is different from steak which is different from peas

There’s absolutely no way the difference between newsom and trump in that pic is 3”

It’s because I have 500 open tabs and like 6 bookmarks

I mean, from a Birds Eye view by that description it could be Canada

That’s not true. Lots of drugs can kill you. Don’t know if they all count as ‘stoned’ though

Depends if it’s winter and/or I plan on sucking dick while hacking

Does your work have baseboard heaters or radiators? Maybe it’s time to start putting those little stickers on everything that radiates energy

Except the British museum where you do have to go there to experience their culture of theivery

Don’t forget that if you connect external devices to them, they’re also taking snapshots of the content “so they can serve targeted ads”.

So OpenAI is revolutionary but this guys a criminal? wtf?!

Is bill burr on lemmy?

How can there be differing numbers of medals?

It’s not super important but there is definitely a floor

Were the sides of the toaster made of metal or plastic?

This is 100% bullshit. My mom lit the toaster on fire doing this with pizza

Isn’t the latency lower on ps/2 than usb?

Is the logo on that barn an IUD?

I’m sorry but do you have a Canadian goose listed as the silly one and a regular goose listed as the chaos one? You need to do more research before making geese memes

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