The urinals at my work are terrible, even though I’m 5’10". One is so low that it’s like pissing in a bucket. The other is so high it’s like pissing straight ahead.

I hear it was the South African Shitbeetle.

Currently. I’ve got none.

Trust corporations to ruin something people enjoy.

Net negative matters.

I could, for example, kill every animal in the forest then claim how good it is that the plants grew so much that year without so many things eating them. In the long run, it’s very negative however.

Same for billionaires. You could say how great it is that we have electric cars, but who gets hurt and could it have been done without harm to people or society?

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Far better than the shitheads that add nothing to the world and become billionaires through financial manipulation and employee exploitation.

I don’t know about paranormal, but maybe just access to the savant part of my brain. A friend was counting a ziploc full of pennies and was about 10% of the way. I blurted out a number without thinking, and I was correct in the end. Not a small number either…something like 879.

Lesbian or not, Velma is my sex idol.

As someone with both Multiple Sclerosis and a whole bunch of environmental and food allergies, I hope we both get helped.

People like this infuriate me. They don’t clue in that travel decreases the fear and antipathy toward other cultures.

I deleted my main Reddit account but still find myself going back there occasionally for specific topics. For example, I haven’t found a good place on Lemmy to ask travel questions.

Repeat after me…get fucked Elon.

I’m very much an Android user, but in an enterprise setting Apple products are so much easier to manage. When pushing certificates with profiles from Intune, we had no end of trouble with Android phones but iPhones were incredibly easy.

I have nearly 2000 hours in Borderlands 2, and over 1000 hours in No Man’s Sky.

Dickhead, holding it in doesn’t get you more stoned.

He’d have the shittiest ditch weed, I’m sure.

I find it very stable. The only issues I’ve had have been in Google Maps, but that’s because Google keeps playing fuckaround with anticompetitive practices.

It’s worth noting, and not mentioned in most of these articles, that the CEO is saying that Zoom employees that live near offices must return at least 2 days a week.

They have not demanded that all employees return 5 days a week, but other CEOs don’t do their own research and just think “we need to! Look at Zoom!”.

The “fist ever” movie, huh.

That was pretty good just by unfocusing my eyes like I do for Magic Eye posters.