Oh yeah, that’s some classic shit right there.

I dunno, but the devil on my shoulder wants to see one of them stumble and collapse the whole weird thing, just to see what happens.

Y’all better explain because Donner means something else in americanese.

Robot: please remain calm, I’m here to assist you.

Patient: you’re choking me!

Robot: squeezes harder

Is this what the kids these days call “rizz?”

This is literally why I rename “centrist” Democrats to Republicrats.

Oh the executives will be fine. I already hate them, no worries.

Worse, it’s cruel indifference.

We know. Those of us who are paying attention, anyway.

Most people are too ignorant, indifferent, and/or stupid to make that move.

Good. As shitty as they’ve been and as hostile as they’ve become to their own users, I’d live little more than watching the entire damned things crash and burn. More (but still not very) likely though is them desperately selling off before it completely self destructs. Of course if they do sell it, whoever they sell to will likely either make things worse or just shutter it. Most likely they’ll stay the course and continue hemorrhaging usefulness and thus popularity.

Any way you read the cards Reddit is in a tailspin that they seem unwilling to do what is necessary to pull out of. Which is to say, they’re too stubbornly idiotic to reverse their stupid, stupid changes and make a more open, user friendly, and community friendly platform. And I don’t see Spez being that smart.

That would be nice. My S23 boots up slower than my old S8 ever did.

If it’s a legitimate trap, I’ll start by escaping the house via the most expedient means, destructively if necessary.

Once in the maze I’ll utilize the right-hand rule (or left-hand, it literally doesn’t matter as long as you’re consistent about it) to find the exit. If no exit is able to be located, I’ll switch to an effort to find the beans to create an exit, or otherwise forcible escape the labyrinth’s perimeter.

Hypothesis: Conservatives will refuse to believe contradicting facts regardless of punishment.

Experiment: Use increasingly painful stimulus for negative reinforcement when subjects espouse harmful views, ie racism.

Okay, humorously…

Eating pizza with a fork. If you’re afraid of hot grease burning a trail down your arm, you don’t deserve to enjoy good pizza.

Reasonable exceptions for children and the disabled can be made.

But if you put ranch on it you should be thrown in Guantanamo Bay.

For the meme, probably.

Ranch on a pizza is fuckin heresy, you monster.

That’s because they didn’t go to Paris to experience Paris. They went to Paris so they could brag to everyone back home that they went to Paris, and then use that to reinforce their superiority complex.

I’m other words, they’re useless assholes.

That would explain the goddamn fork.

If you’re putting Ranch on your pizza then you deserve your suffering.