I love how everybody is so busy about mining your behavior for ad tracking data and then like 2/3 of the ads I actually see are utterly irrelevant gut doctor / toenail fungus / 17 Most Embarrassing Topless Celebrity Moments crap.
(I think the reality is that they’re mining that data to identify a small number of people susceptible to high-value scams - like getting addicted to an F2P mobile game and spending $1000s on it - and the rest of us just get generic infill)
They mentioning Maine up in here
A Møøse once bit my sister…
Can I get a ‘fuck spez’
One of my favorite Rock Band songs
Interestingly, written Chinese does have a gendered ‘she’ pronoun, 她, but it’s pronounced the same as the male one, and it’s a recent invention meant specifically to improve compatibility with Western languages.
Also, if you want a sample of how this works in English, the narrator / main character of Ann Leckie’s “Ancillary” trilogy doesn’t understand gendered pronouns and constantly gets them mixed up.
OTOH, “have a great 1440 minutes” sounds sort of like an uplifting Rent reference.
Look at the mess they made of my boy…
This is good advice; I suspect they’re outside of the FBI’s jurisdiction, but they could also be random idiots, in which case they’re random idiots who are about to become registered sex offenders.
This sucks, but we were probably due to have a Grand Registration Security Hash-Out at some point; going forward, any instance that wants others to federate with it is probably going to have to have a system in place to make it impossible for jackasses like this to create endless spam accounts.
You’d think with a wrap it’d be easier to just stuff it with cheap starch and keep it looking big and satisfying in the display case.
“I would like for you to do us a favor, though” - Earl of Warwick, probably
Yeah, my grocer has been sold out of Ukrainian Salmon for months, only kind they’ve had in stock is Hungarian Salmon and that’s got way too much paprika on it plus I’m pretty sure it’s actually some random lake fish they dyed pink.
Great, seeing a picture of a trans man has made me aware of the existence of trans people, and therefore, according to GOP logic, it’s only a matter of time before I become trans myself and have to fucking go bra shopping.
That’s when you open up a portal to Cittàgazze.
Unrelated, but they should do a “Scream” sequel called “We All Scream” where for 90% of the movie it’s just normal people running an ice cream shop and then in the last 10 minutes everybody gets murdered.
Paraphrasing an old meme:
Fahrenheit - how hot humans feel
Celsius - how hot water feels
Kelvin - how hot atoms feel
It’s a micro USB drive, he flashed it and all the cheerleaders giggled
xkcd still has the best approach to this; four random common words