Mexican food and Chinese food - that should cover me pretty good. RIP Italian food, sushi, Indian, and American french fries.

This one just sailed over my head.

But why do they stick the costume nose in the man’s butt?

More often than not this is the reason right here. I post, then go reload to see my post out in the wild. Sometimes it takes a minute to realize I must erase its existence.

Percha la pooh?

Does Garfield’s lasagna count?

I still know this song by heart. Good times.

Agreed, the whole clutching of pearls over the rose garden is ridiculous. It’s widely accepted that lawns are an unnecessary flex. This area is used for seating so nothing but some grass that was probably in need of constant repair because of all the traffic. This is a big nothing sandwich.

You oughta see their gilded temples. They’re really hurting for money.

The times when I was eligible for COBRA it was prohibitively expensive. I don’t know who it’s helping but definitely not worth it when it’s more than half your rent.

Yes, I agree.

The tv series.

Breaking Bad

The Office

This places your dad solidly in Gen X.

My mama says the first two a lot.

Navajo taco ftw

You say it’s your cake day, its my cake day too, yeah.

News websites

Same thing