El Barto

I knew I was right to blame society for everything!

Plants: shower

Masturbation: Jet on full.

Soon, let them stab themselves some more.

Shhh, you’ll make people notice that it’s local powers attacking our rights and not some evil foreign power of the week.

Draw a few black dots in different spots around the qr code, hopefully you can make enough changes that it breaks the code, but isn’t noticeable with the naked eye.

Man, you got catfished by the Washington post haha.

At least we’ve moved on from killing them in the street.

Poor hitch-hiking bot.

When you make your hobby your job.

Don’t you know you’re supposed to dissect every single frame of a movie, so you can point out all of the inaccuracies and vaguely relevant plot holes!

Then there’s the random company that uploaded an advertisement 8 years ago that keeps popping up.

Xitter is pronounced Shitter, like the Chinese president.

Pffft amateur…

Jar Jar Binks was a great character.

Youtube api: so I saw you watched a video on how to replace a smoke detector once, here’s all the videos about smoke detectors.

He’s just some Linus that we used to know.

Well come on in Jeffrey, there’s always room for you here!

Holy shit, it’s you!

Next thing you’re gonna get a small section of one of your files in an email.

It’s the best of both worlds!

Someone needs a cookie and a nap I see.

Where do I sign up for who’re mining?