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Fueling our cars with tacos would indeed be a lot cheaper than gasoline, but unfortunately the emissions from low Taco-Bell-grade fuel would accelerate global warming

Here’s exactly what you’ve asked for

https://youtu.be/AbTDzPUDxqY?si=2_LbhhJ-vsEJcJkx

Tonight. YOU.

That’s because it probably was

As I rounded the corner I felt muscular and compact, like corned beef.

Fuckin, way she goes

There was a VHS passed around my high school, cleverly disguised with both the sleeve and sticker for the comedy classic “Airplane!” but was in fact Jenny McCarthys Playboy video. There’s enough in that previous sentence to sufficiently approximate my age haha