that’s duplo

yup

30mins in my eyes would start bleeding

just 6

less pollution? that cannot possibly be true. according to dr google 1970s world population was 3.7b, now we’re more than double that

that’s not what they’re saying and you damn well know it

oh good so like the genophage but for humans

im in rehab right now and the joke between patients is avoid the beef strog. inedible. tragic looking meal.

shotgun

You see, I think drugs have done some good things for us. I really do. And if you don’t believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor. Go home tonight. Take all your albums, all your tapes and all your CDs and burn them. 'Cause you know what, the musicians that made all that great music that’s enhanced your lives throughout the years? Rrrrrrrrrrrreal fucking high on drugs. The Beatles were so fucking high they let Ringo sing a few tunes. -Bill Hicks

obligatory fuck nestlé

can anyone tell me where “reach your hand up my arse and jerk off my shit” came from? fuckin masterpiece i use it all the time

fertilized