As someone who works in a job where they’ll only ever book cheap hotels, I can confirm.

Doesn’t Mint offer those during the installation?

Just breathe deeply when the smoke starts.

Unless they’re lobotomized, which makes it a good metaphor again.

Is it mandatory to have in your ass or can you just put it in your pocket?

On Thursday.

I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.

They all cashed out after the IPO. They’re probably laughing at the bag holders right now.

Cool. The bots can chat among themselves without any pesky users getting in the way.

Why do you have to personally attack me like that?

Definitely Mint.

It would be the biggest self-own in history but apparently the yanks are into that these days.

No, it’s the wolf, cabbage and goat puzzle.

It was obviously trained on content from Stack Overflow.

Yes, do donate to FOSS projects. At least that money will go to people who do the actual work and not to pad corporate profits.

In other news: a sack of rice fell over in China.

All the cool kids use vim, so using nano makes you uncool, I guess. But I use Mint, so I’m uncool anyway.

Better always keep a gun next to your bed if you use Windows.

Scantily clad android girls for the win!

True. The yield is too small for it to be useful as a bomb.