…Roll Tide…

Yep :) Its almost like some people dont realise this is a shitposting community.

Yep, you dont get it.

Just out of curiosity, what do you think I mean?

Then you dont get it.

But then who would I condescendingly windmill dunk on?

Goodmouth…

Ewwww

You mean after gold and diamonds essentially become worthless? A lot of people would definitely use it for medications.

The fact that you used the word “Cringe” means the song probably came out before you were born.

Kids these days think they invented pop culture references…

Real gangsta ass niggas dont flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em.

The Offspring just pingpong all over the fucking place really.

Finding a brand of protein bar that you genuinely enjoy eating is a huge deal.

I have my preferred brand and when I have 1 or 2 I feel like I just had some chocolate bars, while its still a fair chunk of calories its also 50g of protein and not much fat or sugar.

I track my macros. I have a jar of Chilli Crisp and a jar of hot honey on hand at all times.

If I make my lean chicken tacos for dinner and Ive got a bunch of carbs left i put the hot honey on, if I have fats left over I use the Chilli Crisp, if Im running light on both just a small pinch of chilli powder.

Thats why Intermittent fasting works so well for some people. I’m great at absolutes, I can not eat way easier than I can just do small portions.

It sounds super counter intuitive but I recommend newbies weigh themselves multiple times a day for the first few weeks or months and write down the date and time of each new low (or use a tracking app) to get used to the idea that your weight fluctuates wildly throughout the day.

Just because you got a bad weigh-in doesnt mean the diet didnt do anything all week. A salty carb heavy meal last night (that was still within calories) can fuck up a weigh-in bigtime.

Thats the formal version.

“High Strayan”

In Australia “Hows it going?” Or more accurately “Howzitgarn?”

Literally slapped?

Its the drawn out bullshit that I have no patience for, its a midseason game between two teams who arent going to make the finals… calm the fuck down.

Twinkle?