The narcoleptic fart factory hard again at work, everybody

Ahhh noble knight glad to have you aboard!

Antitrust probe into a company whose products have been banned and shamelessly copied in every way possible is just so funny at this point that it is like ???

Exactly. Once a stock hits a certain price swings one way or another do have big impact on market cap right now. But context and history are important in the grand scheme

Yup. Same!

Overly cropped.

That’s not the point! Like what differentiates it? Just because the sex happened in Illinois? That’s nothing special. What might make it special is pulling a Belmont transfer when she least expects it…like in the back of a Volkswagen…

As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex. It also reminds me of a joke.

• Why does corn in Illinois lean east?

…Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.

Scam. I get messages like this everyday and I know I don’t have any USPS packages coming. Also a bit.ly link is super suss

And batshit crazy weird. Let’s not forget that

Lock this monster up

Titties dragged through the garden?

Then as a man, I choose to act like a girly-Man©. See? Has Man© and that symbol makes it official. That means I can do anything <‘ronswanson meme.jpg’> Checkmate. Easy victory

People of walmart…man, i just don’t know what to expect anymore. The Jerry Springer of superstores?

Ah yes

SMB had gay scenes?

So its the publisher reaping all of the $$? Peddling pirated books? 36 must be some of break even point for the lower levels but who knows

And very punchable too

Right? I know Floridaman gets a lot of it but the whole “Florida or Ohio” is definitely a thing