She’s always been a hussy 🤤

Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I’m, err, going to look for…things? unrelated to this conversation.

Too busy looking at the penis like me, yeah?
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Right?..right!!!

That half-pipe in the graph looks very tempting. I can’t wait until I’m 80 so I can be a cool skateboarder again.

I’m a top exec for a very big movie company and I hear you on this. No more Julia Roberts. Got it. Roberts out, Catwoman in. …

Someone get me Michelle Pfeiffer on the phone. I have a great idea, Catwoman as Harry Tubmen.
That’s an Oscar winner, right there.

I never took off my pirates hat but I have had a netflix account for about a year…
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It wasn’t my account. One of my kids friends signed in to their profile on my TV so I used it every now and again until the password sharing option was taken away.

Wait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?

I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.

Fucking casual.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SN7RQYVNYy8

That’s exactly what I said last night when I was in a hot tub with David Bowie and Harry Potter.

Anyways, it’s time for me to go and see my girlfriend. You won’t know her as she goes to another school, an errrm an astronaut school.

Yes, but you’ve forgotten far worse things such as:
The selling of documents to hostile countries.
The alleged ‘wink wink’ Epstein island kiddie fiddling.
And the adjudicated rape stuff.

Though, in your defense, there’s so many abhorrent things he’s done that it’s easy to forget most of them!!

And both are evil cunts. There’s more to this, we must delve deeper!!

Ok, it’s like this.
Ms used to release shitty stuff. And they’ll continue to release shitty stuff except now it’ll be 30% more shitty.

Vids or it didn’t happen.

They are the asbestos of the internet.

Pics or it didn’t happen!!

Are there any TV manufacturers out there that do great screens like the lg ones, but without all the rest of the bullshit?

We are in the market for a huge TV soon, and we were looking at the lg oled Evo. However I don’t really like rewarding bad behaviour, so if there’s any others you can suggest then suggest away…

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About 143 kilos

I hear you.
Obviously, eat fibre etc etc. If that’s not possible then the bare minimum I’d suggest is getting some psyllium husk. It’s cheap and easy to get powdered fibre. Add a teaspoon to water and drink quickly. Or on your cereal, etc, and eat it.
Though I personally don’t like the taste so I take it in water just before bed.

Also, spray bidet. If nothing else then get one. It’s a game changer. There are ways to attach them to your pipes with no cutting, etc, as well.

Have your monumental turd then spray and dab. Spray more if necessary.
No more wiping and wiping. Just spray, dab, check, spray more if needed.
Your arsehole will thank me.